Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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