At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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