i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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