Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
