On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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