Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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