I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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