I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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