i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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