somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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