....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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