she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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