we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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