I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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