Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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