If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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