Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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