Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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