Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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