I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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