Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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