Me too!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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