Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
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i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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