We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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