After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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