You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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