why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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