yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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