What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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