Slut skills are useful in every country.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It's rum buckets o'clock
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Randomize
