ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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