wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm both gender and math confused
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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