I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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