whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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