Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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