Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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