READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
