I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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