Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
ok first of all what the fuck
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