Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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