Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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