eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
It was confusing and full of hummus
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015