he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today