So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?