yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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