I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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