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Puke
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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