Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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