I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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