yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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