Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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