i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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