do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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