Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i dont even know how to be here
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize