Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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