I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
When are your genitals available?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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