Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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