That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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